As time goes by….

Time is literally going faster than I can keep up.  I honestly thought the last post I wrote was last week, but it was 2 weeks ago!!!  I’ve been so busy lately that I’m losing track of not only time, but entire days.  I feel like I’m on the verge of living to work instead of working to live.  yaaaaawwwnn…..

Office drama: My boss is 100% having an affair with the girl from Accountant’s department.  Yesterday at lunch Accountant asked me if Boss was taking today off because the girl was.  I said “No way, he never even takes days off, even when they tell him he has to.”  Around 3:00 we had our team meeting and Boss casually says “since I won’t be here tomorrow…” I pinged Accountant as soon as the meeting was out.  I mean, that is just too much to be a coincidence.  He hasn’t taken a single day off since I started working there. More than one person mentioned how “ironic” it was that they were both out of the office on the same day.  You know its obvious when people who work in departments other than your own start making little comments like that.

One day last week (don’t ask me which, they’re all a blur) Accountant was trying to get Stapler Guy’s (the “wild goose chase” guy) attention.  They sit next to each other with nothing more than a 4 foot tall partition between them.  Most of us just call out to each other when we have questions because it is so easy to hear each other.  So Accountant says “Stapler Guy” (except she used his real name, of course) and there is no response.  So she calls his name a little more loudly.  Then again, even more loudly.  By the fourth time she said his name people are popping up out of their little cubicles like groundhogs.  Everyone kept watching as she said his name again……and again……..and again……..and one final time.  At this point she is standing at the cubicle wall, looking into his little square and calling him from less than 2 feet away with no success.  Yall may have thought I was joking when I said that he wears those 70s style AM/FM headphones 24/7, but now you can see that I am in fact not joking.  He doesn’t take them off and you have to throw things or wave your hands like a maniac to get his attention.  The best part was that by the time he finally did acknowledge Accountant, there were at least 12 people watching over their own cubicle walls.   I have got to find a way to take a sneaky picture for you…….

Weird tidbit: I keep getting this phantom sensation in my leg.  It feels like I sat in something warm and it lasts for like 5 minutes.  I keep touching it when it gets hot, but there’s nothing there.  No rash, no spills, nothing at all.  It’s really bizarre.

Happy note: I am apparently awesome at Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince for the Wii.  Please bask in my glory and ignore the fact that the game was created for 12 year olds to beat.